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tisdag, augusti 18, 2015

I project radioactive focus

An engineer stalks a born again Christian with an incredible invention since you must embark on your mistakes without trading a lunatic

I project radioactive focus

An acrobat who wants to be an architect woos a traveling salesman who wants to join the circus so you better always sing to your drycleaning without sharing any vampires

I project radioactive focus

A patent clerk gives a horrible disease to a journalist who communicates with the dead -after all- you could be joyful and hurt or dance around the point of existence

I project radioactive focus

A choir leader with insomnia weds the mother of a cartoonist from Utah that woves to her; stay away from false mailmen

I project radioactive focus

You must go to war with your mother and father and you'll find you must battle with a stubbed toe, the next day youll get Certified as a Public Accountant

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onsdag, juli 15, 2015

Hela Huset skakar - Frihet | OCH matlagningskoll som e så poppis numera |

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pizzabakning och några färdiga pizzor och lite sushi

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onsdag, november 19, 2014

MIND PLOINK - 2008

Terrible Annoying Jokes

What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me.

What does a cat say when he likes something?
It's purrrfect.

What do outlaws eat with their milk?
Crookies.

What does a proud computer call his little son?
A microchip off the old block.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?
God bless America.

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?
She couldn't raise enough dough.

Why won't a bike stand up by itself?
It's two tired.

What is the clumsiest bee?
A bumbling bee.

How do you make anti-freeze?
Take away her blanket.

What did the potato ask the cow?
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Terrible Annoying Jokes