fredag, februari 19, 2016
Van Morrison & John Lee Hooker-Don't look back-live
Do yourself a favor and watch "Wednesday Evening Blues/Help me" as well on my Youtube channel vossmeister! This video is actual footage of Van and John Lee singing together.*Note starts of with some overlay vision.
Brilliant 1990 rendition of this song written by John Lee Hooker. Van first recorded this song with Them back in 1965 and recorded a duet with John Lee Hooker for the JLH 1998 "Don't look back" album . The Them version was re-released in 1997 on the "The story of Them" double cd.
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• What do you call a blind dinosaur? Adoyouthinkhesaurus
• What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork
• How did brave Egyptians write? In hero-glyphics
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• Why do mummies not tell secrets? They keep everything under wraps
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• Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives
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• What would they call afternoon tea at Stonehenge? Sconehenge
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• Who was Socrates' busiest student? The one with a lot on his Plato
• What do you call a fliratatious philosopher: A Socratease
• What relative did Socrates need after his trial? An Aunty dote
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• What did Caesar say to Cleopatra? Toga-ther we can rule the world
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• Which famous Roman suffered from hayfever? Julius Sneezer
• Who refereed the tennis match between Caesar and Mark Anthony? A Roman Umpire
• Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons? He wanted to mark Antony
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• What does a volcano do when it wants food for a party? Orders a cratering company
• What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I Lava You
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• A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother
• Two egotists meet. It's an I for and I
• If you get a fruit basket from your psychiatrist it will probably be shrink-wrapped
• What fast food do psychiatrists like? Kentucky Freud Chicken
• A patient ran into his analyst's office screaming "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!" and was told: "Relax, you're two tents"
• Talking of psychology, does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
• What fish did Lenin hate? Czardines
• What John Green novel is about the Russian Revolution? The Fault in Our Czars
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• Why did Karl Marx like herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft
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• Trench warfare should always be a last ditch effort
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• I used to be a banker but I lost interest
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• What holds the moon up? Moonbeams
• How did Neil Armstrong get a haircut on the moon? Eclipsed it
• The star asked the sun why the moon was always up so late. The sun replied that it was just a phase
• A blood-sucking arachnid from the moon would be a Luna tick
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• Voldemort: Why so sirius?
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• The haughty magician had illusions of grandeur
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• What does Psy use to compose in bed? Sheet music
• Some music stores are in a CD part of town
• How did the rapper know Gangnam Style would be popular? He was Psy-chic
• What Jackson 5 song does Obama like singing? Ba-rocking Robin
• Why did scientist clone Dolly? They wanted some sheep thrills
• I'm writing a new novel called The Cloneliness of The Long-distance Punner
• Why was Dolly special? She was ewe-nique
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