onsdag, september 10, 2014

Hello google robot.

Hello google robot...im afraid you and are the only ones ever here...i have not a clue how to get traffic and its so...forced....well giogle robot...itzs getting colder....autumn...or fall...dark winter is at hand,

Gravity Visualized






Dan Burns explains his space-time warping demo at a PTSOS workshop at Los Gatos High School, on March 10, 2012. Thanks to Shannon Range from the Gravity Probe B program for creating the original demonstration which he shared with Dan in 2004.

måndag, september 08, 2014

ODD SIGNS FROM ENGLAND



Sign in a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT


Sign in a London department store: 
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS


In an office: 
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN


Outside a farm: 
HORSE MANURE 50p PER PRE-PACKED BAG 20p DO-IT-YOURSELF


In an office: 
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD


On a church door: 
THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN. ENTER YE ALL BY THIS DOOR. (THIS DOOR IS KEPT LOCKED BECAUSE OF THE DRAFT. PLEASE USE SIDE DOOR.)


English sign in a German cafe: 
MOTHERS, PLEASE WASH YOUR HANS BEFORE EATING


Outside a secondhand shop: 
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR 
WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales: 
THE TOWN HALL IS CLOSED UNTIL OPENING. IT WILL REMAIN CLOSED AFTER BEING OPENED. OPEN TOMORROW.


Outside a photographer's studio: 
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO


Seen at the side of a Sussex road: 
SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.


Outside a disco: 
SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME


Sign warning of quicksand: 
QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.


Notice sent to residents of a Wiltshire parish: 
DUE TO INCREASING PROBLEMS WITH LETTER LOUTS AND VANDALS WE MUST ASK ANYONE WITH RELATIVES BURIED IN THE GRAVEYARD TO DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP THEM IN ORDER


Notice in a dry cleaner's window: 
ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF


Sign on motorway garage: 
PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS.YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS


Notice in health food shop window: 
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS


Spotted in a safari park: 
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR


Seen during a conference: 
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR


Notice in a field: 
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. RUNNING ACROSS THIS FIELD TAKES A MAN 12 SECONDS, BULL DOES IT IN 10.


Message on a leaflet: 
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS


Sign on a repair shop door: 
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)


Sign at Norfolk farm gate: 
BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT


Spotted in a toilet in a London office block: 
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.




'LET FREEDOM RING YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR' RECORDED 2006 - NEW VIDEO 2013

onsdag, september 03, 2014

Friday 5th October 2012





There once was a king who lived in two-story grass hut.
Every holiday the king demanded to be given a new throne as a gift.
As soon as a new throne arrived, 
he would store the old throne on the second level of his hut and use the new one instead.
But one day the hut collapsed from the weight of all the thrones, and everyone was crushed and killed. 

The moral of this story? Those who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones. 

Maria Bamford - Conan show 2011




Maria Bamford's hilarious killer stand up performance

here on 2011 November 8th's Conan show

THE VISION OF THE SLUT remixed 2014 new video + GIF PIN UPs



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