Terrible Annoying Joke
How does a witch tell time?
With a witchwatch.
Terrible Annoying Joke
Why do fish live in saltwater?
Pepper makes them sneeze.
Terrible Annoying Joke
What do massage therapists eat for dinner?
Spa-ghetti.
Terrible Annoying Joke
Why was the chicken happy?
Everything was eggcellent.
Terrible Annoying Joke
What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?
Any dog. A building can't jump.
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Terrible Annoying Joke
What does a proud computer call his little son?
A microchip off the old block.
Terrible Annoying Joke
What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?
God bless America.
Terrible Annoying Joke
Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?
She couldn't raise enough dough.
Terrible Annoying Joke
Why won't a bike stand up by itself?
It's two tired.
Terrible Annoying Joke
How do you make anti-freeze?
Take away her blanket.
