tisdag, december 16, 2014
måndag, december 15, 2014
Punny Literary Sentences - 42 of them!
1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Police were called to a day care, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
4. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
5. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
6. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
7. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
8. A thief who stole a calendar… got twelve months.
9. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
10. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
11. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U. C. L. A.
12. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
13. The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
14. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
15. If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
16. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
17. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
18. A will is a dead giveaway.
19. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
20. A backward poet writes inverse.
21. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
22. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
23. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
24. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
25. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
26. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
27. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
28. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France and resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
29. You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
30. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
31. He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
32. A calendar’s days are numbered.
33. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
34. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
35. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
36. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
37. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
38. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
39. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
40. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
41. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
42. A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.
söndag, december 14, 2014
fredag, november 28, 2014
A CALL TO EVERYBODY and me talking and mystifing art 2014-11-28
A CALL TO EVERYBODY and me talking and mystifing art 2014-11-28
Who is this poet?
I found it in my computer and its not me for sure.
This person ar much more exact than me and
that get it clear and cut.
Im just run thru the
mall
grabbing all cloth i can
making real art of it in
the contaminated
waste place southsouth-east of
the mall.
and you know what...
Since art is a nice diversement
and often are very well in its
frame on your wallls.
Since the most powerful
generator of intelligence and
culture growning wise.
Since trivia drowned out it
The church have no messeage
no more.
just sad beggings of forgivness
Art is still alive.
Art fled
your mingle of bland
years ago.
To the kids in poor town
In a concrete suburb
where the need was hunger and
amphetamines killing
cold night and 20 below!
(most mrs mary jane - she heals they say, i just get lost)
Art took over some dudes doing them
into artists desperados.
Still hidden,the
collection of photographs
Zero tolerance towards graffitti
The guys did large pieces
deep in tunnels
Some visible too.
Big good stuff.
They signed and took the
photos
good photos
them posing
If it should be handed over
to the police there would be a
LARGE law suits over
much Moolah.
One should be aware of that
that the cleaning nazis
took the pieces down
in two or three days.
Art seem to slip out of your
convinience prison.
over and over again
Many in the cultural setting
are very nice but nice
wont cut it this time.
Nice my ASS!
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Its time for Göteborgs Handels och Sjöfartstidning
If you dont get that use google.
Or never mind
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
-Look!
What a funny cat.
©2014JimBjörklund
But can anybody identify this pro poet?
___________________________
What To Say
Can a public cry for peace,
Give a billboard a bad time?
Can a mile of smoking cars
Make a clear mind a crime?
Tiger’s got to hunt.
Bird got to fly.
Is this our own river here?
Is this our pure common air?
If we scream in the pixilated fog
Will we lose what we remembered there?
Tiger’s got to hunt.
Bird got to fly.
Tiger’s got to eat.
Human try to understand.
Did the city on the hill explode?
Take your seat for the sunniest day.
All of life is now watching us
As we forget, forget what to say.
Tiger’s got to hunt.
Bird got to fly.
Tiger’s got to eat.
Human try to understand.
(chorus repeats 3X)
Is this our own river here?
Is this our pure common air?
Tiger’s got to hunt.
Human try to understand.
______________________________
©?
WE HAVE ALL INHERIT A RAW DEAL - Jim Björklund - 2014-11-27
2014-11-27
©JimBjörklund
To wake by force-wet one self down-chew-walk-hate life in 7,5 hours-walk-chew-lay sleep-wakeby
force-wet one self down-chew-walk-hate life in 7,5 hours-walk-chew-lig-wakeby force-wet one self
down-chew-walk-hate life in 7,5 hours-walk-chew-lig-wake.....and when to live? one ask and ppl
starts..."there are some nice shows on TEVE " So they sit up to 11:30 and have even harde to wake
etc...it MUST be possible to create a better system -NOO IM NOT A 'COMMIE' who were some ppl that
at least did try....why did THEY miss out....i tell you why....most ppl dont wanna hear this....they kept the
key feature of the old (our present) and used it as always
'so it all took a krap in the blue cupboard'
and evryone just gave up....
'there are bake sale on sundays. We are free then.'
NO its not okey!
The key component DESTROYING LIFE in all more developed systems
yet is the
NEED TO COMPETE.
We have kept an ancient power and decision system alive for no good
reason but to keep the boys occupied. No, we should let them be who
they want, beside fans of football jerseys in a special pattern with the
oh,so important colors. This is a long gone need to
drum up war people cause there arent to be such a war again hopefully.
But i like to watch curling-well do so but we should get rid of it all in
society and in buisness and MORE
IMPORTANT in Love!
Ownership is in here somehow but i cant think it all up.
I mean thats the score for today, she/he with the most junk and potentialy junk to be wins.
He won. hi hi hi hi he ho.
AND, if this work really must be so bad organised, why today the walk 5-2?
Why work for 5 days into selfmutulation to be free just two?
As you come out of the bath at friday nght its really sunday night and late.
People never get free. And poor people get even less free cause thay have to
live with the weight knowing this is it.bad food bad roof bad bad bad.
I suggest that we work three days and are free three days. Even as washer of hell
you can stand it three days without turning stiff of suicide and three days is a lot more
than two.
Yes it is, three brisk mornings own by you three nights out if you absolutely must get
pissed and nearly start to cry when you realise the shit of iy all.
And id suggest also that mondays etc of course has theire place but mainly is inadequat.
Further a system wit the three over lapping schemas can be done
Say you work mon-tue-wed
on the tue here a new shift starts
and another one and here grrr likes this.
one - two - three
one - two - three
one - two - three
one - two - three
one - two - three
one - two - three
And let it go all week round where every one must be replaceable. That is the case anyhow.
But to tame the competitivness are hard, must start with the kids. Its a surviver key to kids in
the 45 000 years or so we walked with the animals feed patterns. Then a party was lime 30-50
people, a small walking village,and the kids was a bunch in and out around the walking,riding,
rolling.
Kids are to a 100% dependent on the grown ups and evolution wants as many kids to live so
mummy look at me...no mee...now there were many grownups to turn to, but to be left out of
the care then -as today- was a dire messege with no hope....alas
COMPETITION IS BORN!
(On a lighter note, by the same reason something as fused into kids are born. Every kid should
have its share. Fair is born by those darn kids!
Give 11 pieces of candy two 6 year old and say gravely "now share very good" and watch
the world as we know it be born...My guess is that eiter of the kids will stel and then they comes
to you to split the now growing question. Ok, they may have turned to the higher
power already when it was sure the deal was falling, but probably one 6yo took it yomyom
Bohooooaaa from the other kid cause there was VERY important they share.
Anyway, they comes to you, the higher power....hmm....God is a prick if he exists.
Not giving a hoot about us and how we have it and HAVE HAD it even more so.
Either he dont care (thanx a lot)
dont know (fine allknowing deity)
or cant. (impotent)
Of course this can be a local view (local, as on earth) but in any case it look like cat-shit.
Competion then....
There arent no such need in reallity it seem, just stoopid brothers and sisters who cant give it
up....Mummy mummy look at mee NO LOOK AT MEee...'
Jesuz with the white congas.
We must rid us from these crazy ways.
Am i wrong, dont think so. And whats the problem with that they usually say, life it self is to compete
AHA And exactly is that coming along...eh...eh...? No what a big City like The Human one does primarely
is TO COOPERATE i cant get stuff together into a loaf of bread etc and now we have come some way in
that field...couldnt we take down the competition a tad? Thin, what comes out of the olympics? Well,
you say,, a big party, ppl all over the world watch sports kida old ones but ok...is that it (i asked
knowingly hi hi) Well a lot of nice buildings and/stop/ most shit never used again,
On the human plane Olympic games produce 10 000s of LOSERS.
Yes, 150-300 winners but the rest just had a nice flight.This is ok i guess if we want to use means for it
but on the larger scale, the human race (not homosapiens etc) the race on to our graves could be a little
less stoopid and cold....i turned into shit doing that eat-work-die for 25+ years.
People never get a chance....no, g'nite and dont let my stupid rants disturb you cause IM disturbed, yes
thats it HE is a idiot, lets race eachother...first to the bike shed...I WON
happy you
2014-11-27
©JimBjörklund
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