Terrible Annoying Jokes
What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me.
What does a cat say when he likes something?
It's purrrfect.
What do outlaws eat with their milk?
Crookies.
What does a proud computer call his little son?
A microchip off the old block.
What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?
God bless America.
Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?
She couldn't raise enough dough.
Why won't a bike stand up by itself?
It's two tired.
What is the clumsiest bee?
A bumbling bee.
How do you make anti-freeze?
Take away her blanket.
What did the potato ask the cow?
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.
Terrible Annoying Jokes
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