onsdag, november 19, 2014


Terrible  Annoying  Jokes

What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me.

What does a cat say when he likes something?
It's purrrfect.

What do outlaws eat with their milk?

What does a proud computer call his little son?
A microchip off the old block.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?
God bless America.

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?
She couldn't raise enough dough.

Why won't a bike stand up by itself?
It's two tired.

What is the clumsiest bee?
A bumbling bee.

How do you make anti-freeze?
Take away her blanket.

What did the potato ask the cow?
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Terrible  Annoying  Jokes