torsdag, juni 01, 2017

A brief survey of religious/philosophical thought on why things happen - AND GIFS


Taoism:
Shit happens.


Buddhism:
If shit happens, it's not really shit.


Islam:If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism: 
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism:
Why does this shit always happen to us?


Hinduism:
This shit happened before.


Catholicism:
Shit happens because you're bad.


Hare Krishna:
Shit happens rama rama.


T.V. Evangelism:
Send more shit.


Atheism:
No shit.


Jehova's Witness:
Knock knock, shit happens.


Hedonism:
There's nothing like a good shit happening.


Christian Science:
Shit happens in your mind.


Agnosticism:
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.


Rastafarianism:
Let's smoke this shit.


Existentialism:
What is shit anyway?


Stoicism:
This shit doesn't bother me.







































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